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Strawhats? More like withoutdads
MeatMuncher: Chat, is this real?
*Picture*
MoneyMonster: KYS
sh*tcook: OG MY GOD??
Stinky: UNPROVOKED???
1000%accuracy: NAMI?? HELO?
MoneyMonster: IT IS PROVOKED, ITS SO PROVOKED
sh*tcook: erm I normally am like, your number one fan Nami but context would be great.
Stinky: ErM ☝️🤓
sh*tcook:....
MoneyMonster: so this little sh*t ate the entire UFJCING RESTAURANT AND RAN AWAY. LEAVING ME TO PAY HIS BILLS.
MeatMuncher: nuh uh
1000%accuracy: ☠️
DaBestDoctorEVER!: ☠️
1000%accuracy: ☠️
Stinky: 🕖
sh*tcook: Zoro what? 😭
MoneyMonster: a clock?? Your so directionally challenged that you got lost picking an emoji ☠️
1000%accuracy: DAM
sh*tcook: deserved
DaBestDoctorEVER!: ☠️
SUPPEERRMAN: 😈
SUPPEERRMAN: OOPS I MEANT ☠️
TheBestArchaeologist: ☠️
MeatMuncher: ☠️
BonesMagee: ☠️
MeatMuncher: HOLY sh*t
1000%accuracy: nahh bro just realized the situation he was in 😭
MeatMuncher: MY BROTHER JUST GOT JAILED.
sh*tcook: WAIT THE BLONDE ONE??
MeatMuncher: NO ACE
sh*tcook: NOOO
Stinky: bros devastated ☠️
1000%accuracy: destroyed
TheBestArchaeologist: emotionally crushed, never to stand again
BonesMagee: horrified
MoneyMonster: LMAOOO
DaBestDoctorEVER!: NAMI???
MoneyMonster: OH, oops
SUPPEERRMAN: WHY IS HE IN JAIL??
MeatMuncher: idk Sabo just told me
Stinky: dam....that sucks....
MoneyMonster: oh God
MoneyMonster: Zoro no
1000%accuracy: huh? 😭
BonesMagee: why are we telling him no?
sh*tcook: ZORO YES.
MoneyMonster: SANJI.
Stinky:....we should break him out 🗣️
sh*tcook: I AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT.
MeatMuncher: ME TOO ☝️
SUPPEERRMAN: HELL YEAH PRISON BREAK!!!
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Lore For Newbies (LFN)
BonesMagee: are they always like this
MoneyMonster: unfortunately yes.
DaBestDoctorEVER!: are they really gonna break him out?
MoneyMonster: honestly with them, you can never be too sure
BonesMagee: how fun!
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Strawhats? More like Withoutdads
MeatMuncher: Sabo said no
SUPPEERRMAN: AWWW 😔
sh*tcook: can we mug someone for money? How about we rob Judge? He has plenty. We should rob him.
1000%accuracy: Sanji as much as I want to beat tf out of that guy, we probably shouldn't rob him. Or anybody 😐
sh*tcook:....fine I won't rob him 🙄
1000%accuracy: thank you ?
MeatMuncher: instead of robbing we could kill him by shattering him hopes and dreams Infront of him and by doing that crushing his will to live on ☺️
1000%accuracy:......
SUPPEERRMAN: I THINK WE SHOULD 💪
MoneyMonster: what the actual hell did I just come back to?
TheBestArchaeologist: debating whether to commit crimes or not
DaBestDoctorEVER!: preferably don't??
BonesMagee: who's Judge?
Stinky: a big loser who definitely deserves to be robbed and have his dreams crushed
BonesMagee: oh, okay!
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MeatMuncher: hello, this is Sabo. Luffy has attempted to raid the fridge again, so I have confiscated his phone.
BonesMagee: LMAOOO
MoneyMonster: SERVES HIM RIGHT.
MoneyMonster: thank you Sabo ☺️
sh*tcook: Again? I'll bring by some locks for you later
MeatMuncher: You're welcome Nami, and Sanji it's no problem. You don't have to.
sh*tcook: you nice f*ck I'm bringing some over anyways.
MeatMuncher: Thank you
1000%accuracy: seeing Luffy's name and then seeing it be polite is wild ☠️
Stinky: IT??
MoneyMonster: LMAFOOO
Stinky: oh, I gtg, training an sh*t
sh*tcook: dont get too lost
MoneyMonster: bye Zoro, don't get a life changing injury!
1000%accuracy: bye Zoro, tell Perona she owes me five dollars.
MoneyMonster: LMAO WHAT?
sh*tcook: SHE OWES YOU??
1000%accuracy: DONT KILL ME SANJI, WE FAUGHT BC OF GAMBLING AND SHE BET ME FIVE BUVKS SHE WOULDNT LOSE.
sh*tcook: ......
MoneyMonster: ☠️
1000%accuracy: IT WASNT SERIOUS I SWEAR, WE WERE MESSING AROUJD 😭😭
MoneyMonster: HE WENT OFFLINE ☠️
1000%accuracy: tell....Kaya....I thought she was rlly cool
MoneyMonster: uh huh yeah okay 'CoOl' got it
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1000%accuracy: I LIVE!!!
MoneyMonster: hurray
BonesMagee: the sarcasm
TheBestArchaeologist: Nami I made you a coffee
MoneyMonster: ugh I love you Robin ♥️
TheBestArchaeologist: :)
Stinky: Perona says that she doesn't owe you and that your
1000%accuracy: that I'm what 😨
sh*t cook: he got lost mid sentence
Stinky: trash and that you cheated
MoneyMonster: he got there in the end!
sh*tcook: oh, I made everyone lunches. Does anyone know when Frankys picking up Chopper?
TheBestArchaeologist: they'll be here soon, thank you Sanji
BonesMagee: thank you!
MoneyMonster: thank you Sanji :)
1000%accuracy: thank you
sh*tcook: no problem, I love cooking for you guys
DaBestDoctorEVER!: I think Frankys trying to kill me
MoneyMonster: WHAT
DaBestDoctorEVER!: he's missed eight turns, and I think he's trying and failing to drift the car. HES RAN LIKE ELEVEN RED LIGHTS
1000%accuracy: THIS IS WHY WE DONT LET HIM DRIVE US ANYWHERE
SUPPEERRMAN: LIES
TheBestArchaeologist: Franky. Don't text while driving.
SUPPEERRMAN: My apologies Robin, I'll be more careful when driving 🙏
MoneyMonster: HELLO???
1000%accuracy: NO CAPS EITHER??
Stinky: I think that was the first ☠️
BonesMagee: Robin is very scary when mad
Stinky: real
MoneyMonster: real but she's never mad at me 😜
Stinky: ☠️
1000%accuracy: ☠️
DaBestDoctorEVER!: :(
MoneyMonster: or chopper because no one could ever be mad at him
BonesMagee: real
Stinky:...real
sh*tcook: real
1000%accuracy: real
DaBestDoctorEVER!: :')
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MeatMuncher: IM BACK. SO IS MY DAD??
sh*tcook: Luffy, it's like four in the morning.
MeatMuncher: I KNOW BUT IM LIEK FRAKING OUT??
sh*tcook: I understand but how about we wait for everyone else to wake up, then you can tell us about your dad coming back
MeatMuncher: okay :(
sh*tcook: I know your excited but I don't want to deal with the hole group being tired and angry. I would rather everyone be awake and being able to process what you've just said.
MeatMuncher: true, and it's fine I can wait. I'm just really surprised and happy I guess?
sh*tcook: it's okay Luffy :)
sh*tcook: wait, will we have to change the name of the group chat?
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Stinky: @MeatMucher
MeatMuncher: ?
Stinky: your dad came back?
MeatMuncher: oh yeah, around like three AM on Tuesday. Sabo said he was over for business reasons but he keeps looking at me weird and he's still here
Stinky: it's Wednesday???
MeatMuncher: I didn't know he was my dad till Gramps told me last night
Stinky: dam
MoneyMonster: what the f*ck
MoneyMonster: why did you not know he was your dad 😭??
MeatMuncher: oh he left me with gramps as a baby because he was apart of the Mafia or something like that. He said he didn't want me growing up around that, I think he's left, but he was worried about people following him 🤷
MoneyMonster: oh!
1000%accuracy: is that why Garp threw you in the jungle to train you?
BonesMagee: WHO DID WHAT?
MeatMuncher: my Gramps
BonesMagee: oh! My apologies then 😋
DaBestDoctorEVER!: did you get injured?? Are you okay??
MeatMuncher: oh yeah I'm fine! It happened a while ago
sh*tcook: how long ago??
MeatMuncher: I think he started talking about train when I was four but started when I was around five? He did not like me knowing Shanks lol
MoneyMonster:...I know you love your grandpa but the more you tell me about him I rlly want to like lightly slap him.
sh*tcook: did he send you off without food??? At FIVE???
MeatMuncher: he would sometimes give me food before hand but I had to fend for myself.
MoneyMonster: at five? I'm like 100% sure that that's illegal
sh*tcook: Zeff taught me a lot about law and I assure you, it very much is.
MeatMuncher: that's what Shanks said when I told him too! :D
1000%accuracy: one, YOU KNOW SHANKS??? two: YOU KNOW SHANKS???
MeatMuncher: yeah I know him, he gave me his hat :3
MoneyMonster: I feel so special 🥰
BonesMagee: who's shanks 😭?
sh*tcook: Brook, ik you're old as sh*t but NOT KNOWING SHANKS??? HES LIKE A f*ckING WAR CRIMINAL??
BonesMagee: HES A WHAT.
BonesMagee: WHY DOES LUFFY KNOW A WAR CRIMINAL???
SUPPEERRMAN: THATS NOT VERY SUPER.
TheBestArchaeologist: the war crimes or him knowing Luffy?
MoneyMonster: ☠️
DaBestDoctorEVER!: I mean....it's a fair question
SUPPEERRMAN: I MEAN, IK A GUY WHO COMMITED SOME CRIMES BUT IM NOT SURE I LIKE THIS GUY KNOWING LUFFY.
MeatMuncher: GUYS HES SO NICE I PROMISE, HE DID NOTHING WORNG ‼️‼️
MoneyMonster: NAHH ☠️
1000%accuracy: IM. RUING 🦐
sh*tcook: WHY A SHRIMP??
Stinky: AND YOU ALL MAKE FUN IF ME.
DaBestDoctorEVER!: maybe because you get lost like a chicken without a head, actually you'd get lost with one either way.
1000%accuracy: DAMN
sh*tcook: need ice for that burn 🥺
MoneyMonster: LMAOO
BonesMagee: I'm photosynthesizing
TheBestArchaeologist: I'm turning into a Poneglyph
DaBestDoctorEVER!: I'm turning into a reindeer
SUPPEERRMAN: I'm transforming, like a transformer into a cyborg
BonesMagee: ☠️
MoneyMonster: IM f*ckING CRYING
MoneyMonster: PLEASE IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH RN
1000%accuracy: LMAOOO ARE YOU IN CLASS???
MoneyMonster: no 🥺
sh*tcook: I believe you Nami ☺️
MoneyMonster: thank you 😍
Stinky: ☠️
MeatMuncher: I know yo ass lost in the streets rn, dont even
1000%accuracy: HAHHAHAH HE TOLD YOU OFF
BonesMagee: this is a moment in history
DaBestDoctorEVER!: I never thought this was possible
SUPPEERRMAN: HUH
TheBestArchaeologist: The prophecies never foretold such events
sh*tcook: HA, IM SCREEN SHOTTING THAT AND SHOWING PERONA
Stinky: NO, DONT YOU DARE
sh*tcook: oops....my finger slipped 😔
MoneyMonster: OMG guys DIES ANYONE HAVE CLASS WITH VIVI?? I DONT HAVE HER NEW NUMBER.
DaBestDoctorEVER!: I HAVE NEXT CLASS W HER ILL ADK
MoneyMonster: I LOVE YOU.
TheBestArchaeologist: she got a new phone?
MoneyMonster: yeah, her old one broke
BonesMagee: who's Vivi?
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(LFN)
MoneyMonster: Vivi is another girl in the group! We meet her around two years ago, sweetest thing ever.
DaBestDoctorEVER!: real
BonesMagee: oooo, okay thank you!
MoneyMonster: np :) I'm sure once we get her in here she can answer questions if you have any
BonesMagee: ☺️👍
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Strawhats? More like Withoutdads
MeatMuncher: holy sh*t I saw the PRETTEST guy ever, like 😍
DaBestDoctorEVER!: fr? What does he look like :o?
MeatMuncher: drip dead gourges, he has pink hair that doesn't look like pink sh*t, bros literally the perfect height, his smile makes me want to punch a wall bc it's just so...🥰, and bros eyes are majestic
DaBestDoctorEVER!: oh dam, picture?
MeatMuncher:
*Picture*
1000%accuracy: ZAM, YOU WEREN'T LYJNG 😍 bros absolutely stunning
1000%accuracy: alluring even
sh*tcook: bro I thought you loved Kaya 😭
1000%accuracy: I can appreciate a beautiful man when I want to 😡
sh*tcook: Mb 🙏
SUPPEERRMAN: LMAOOO
BonesMagee: he does look pretty nice, but I dont like the pink hairsorry 😭
Stinky: he looks alright, his friend ugly af tho ☠️
sh*tcook: ik like who birthed you ☠️
MoneyMonster: WHO BIRTHED YOU IM CRYING
sh*tcook: SO WAS HIS MOM WHEN HE CAME OUT LOOKIN LIKE THAT
sh*tcook: PETER GRIFFIN LOOKIN ASS CHIN
Stinky: LMAOOO HE DOES LOOK LIKE PETER
DaBestDoctorEVER!: he's not the prettiest guy but we prolly shouldn't bully him, what if hes had a hard life 😥
sh*tcook: with that face I hope he's had a hard life and continues to have one
BonesMagee: SANJI OUT DOR BLOOD ☠️
MoneyMonster: HELLO??? he is mad ugly tho
1000%accuracy: I SINCERELY HOPE HE NEVER GETS NEAR SANJI BC ITS GAME OVER
TheBestArchaeologist: maybe breaking his face in will help
SUPPEERRMAN: I THINK WE COULD TRY
SUPPEERRMAN: NOT LIKE HE COULD LOOK ANY WORSE
MeatMuncher: GUYS HE LOOKED IN MY DIRECTION IM GOING TO BLOW UP
MoneyMonster: WHAT
Stinky: realest reaction ever
sh*tcook: calmest Luffy reaction
TheBestArchaeologist: average Luffy reaction
DaBestDoctorEVER!: most average sane Luffy reaction
BonesMagee: huh 😥
SUPPEERRMAN: DW I DONT GET IT EITHER 👍
BonesMagee: ☺️
MeatMuncher: HES WLAJING MY WAY
MeatMuncher: OH MY GUIS ODVEOSBD
MeatMuncher: OH MU GOD OH MY DOG MY HO FGOS JSB
MoneyMonster: HE BROKE
sh*tcook: HOLY HELL LMAOO
1000%accuracy: BRO DIED MID SENTENCE 😭
DaBestDoctorEVER!: his anti-romantical ass needs to be saved 🙏
MoneyMonster: anti-romantic is crazy ☠️
Stinky: he not wrong tho 🤷
1000%accuracy: lmao he's almost as bad as Sanji in the no bitches department
sh*tcook: 😨
Stinky: he's scared bc it's true
DaBestDoctorEVER!: 😭
TheBestArchaeologist: haha
BonesMagee: LMAFOOO
sh*tcook: AS IF YOUR ANY BETTER BROOK.
BonesMagee: YOU DON'T HAVE TO RMIND ME 😡😭
1000%accuracy: ☠️☠️☠️
sh*tcook: YOU CANT EVEN TALK TO THE GIRL YOU LIKE.
DaBestDoctorEVER!: SANJI IS ON A WAR PATH
TheBestArchaeologist: like Luffys dad
MoneyMonster: HUH??
Stinky: which one?
1000%accuracy: WHY TF DOES GE HAVE MORE THAN ONE
DaBestDoctorEVER!: THATS UNFAIR.
SUPPEERRMAN: UNFAIR IS RIGHT, WHY DOES HE HAVE TWO.
MeatMuncher: I have become a reformed and better person, I have grown and learned much from that conversation i held with the beauty named Coby 😍
MoneyMonster: Oh my go
sh*tcook: is that what I sound like??
Stinky: yeah
DaBestDoctorEVER!: what the f*ck did y'all discuss
BonesMagee: CHOPPER.
SUPPEERRMAN: I didn't do that 😐
sh*tcook: bro 😭
1000%accuracy: his ass is NOT guilty 🗣️
Stinky: did you see that one video of the guy fnaf 2 foxy jumpscaring the judge?
BonesMagee: Why was that so specific 😭
1000%accuracy: most detailed definition that Zoro's ever done
sh*tcook: dam he went full out for that
MoneyMonster: used up all the brain power
SUPPEERRMAN: OVER WORKED HIS TWO BRAIN CELLS
MeatMuncher: Bros used his cranial power at max output to type that sentence and not get lost doin it
MoneyMonster: CANUSL
1000%accuracy: BRO WTF DID CO Y DO TO YOU????
sh*tcook: DAWG. WTH DID YALL TALK ABOUT??
BonesMagee: my eyes are cosplaying waterfalls rn
TheBestArchaeologist: same ♥️ except it's the Niagara falls
BonesMagee: you crying ina barrel
TheBestArchaeologist: yeah, I'm gonna open the floodgates (my second story bedroom window) once I'm done and ride the river of my tears down like that one lady
BonesMagee: good luck 🥰
SUPPEERRMAN: CAN I COME WITH??? I WOULD LOVE TO JUNP NIAGARA FALLS INA BARREL
TheBestArchaeologist: we'll plan a trip to Niagara falls immediately once you get off work
SUPPEERRMAN: YESYEYSYEYSYEYES
TheBestArchaeologist: 🥰
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Warlords? More like do your job please
Hawksy: Im going to commit massive, humongous, atrocious, down right horrendous crimes against anybody who looks/breathes at me.
Red-hairedRAT: WHY??
LordBiggy: I sincerely hope you breathe and look at him Shanks
Red-hairedRAT: BUGGY??
Croccy: honestly starting to hope he just kills you bc you were simply present
Red-hairedRAT: WHAT THE f*ck DID I DO TO YOU???? ARE YOU EVEN A WARLORD??
Croccy: bitch your a hole ass emperor why tf are you here??
DoFatbitch: LMAOO HE GOT YOUR ASS, like black beard did
Teach: ☠️
Red-hairedRAT: ......bitch your literally in jail
Hawksy: sea king
LordBiggy: LNAOOOO HHAHAHA
BoaThehissyBitch: I'm posting that everywhere and making an inspirational quote poster out of it and I'll sell it for two dollars
LordBiggy: TWO?? NAHH HES WORTH LIKE...25 CENTS
DoFatbitch: HAHAHHA SAYS YOU, BINKY.
LordBiggy: I HATE YOU.
Croccy: I wish death upon you and your family, may the rainy days never reach your crops, so that they decay and wither in your grasp. I hope the crows eat your mustard seeds and peck out your eyes, I hope famine and misfortune befall you.
LordBiggy: ☠️
Red-hairedRAT: bros speaking in old English 😭
DoFatbitch:......love you too pookie wookie smookie dookie bookie mookie bear ♥️
Coocy: Kill yourself.
Teach: dam
Croccy: ik your ass ain't talking
BoaThehissyBitch: I hate to agree with such a degenerate man, but he's right. Your like, the littlest of bitches.
Hawksy: honestly not even worth anyone's time
Teach: *gasp* 😰
Hawksy: I know what you are.
Red-hairedRAT: OH MY GOD??
DoFatbitch: LMAOOO
Croccy: holy sh*t, Mihawk actually f*ckin said more than one sentence
Hawksy: Alabasta
Croccy: ......
LordBiggy: ik ik orange town, I'll just do it myself 😭
Red-hairedRAT: ☠️
BoaThehissyBitch: all of you deserve the worst.
Jimbe: some people are trying to sleep, can you not argue like toddlers for like an hour?
Red-hairedRAT: that's impossible
Corccy: killing DoFatbitch would solve that
DoFatbitch: EXUSE YOU
Hawksy: I agree, kill the thing before it gets worse.
Teach: damn he called you an it ☠️
LordBiggy: ☠️
DoFatbitch: bitch don't even, your dumb useless ass stayed on that ship for YEARS. When you could've went and looked for that fruit by yourself and now you just wanna be a bitch about it like ' WaA wAa My LiFe Is So HaRD' stfu and go do something useful for once fat ass.
Teach: .....😨 Why would yoU SAY RGAT TO ME.
DoFatbitch: bc you deserve it
Teach: YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS.
Croccy: he literally killed his dad and brother what makes you think he cares?
Red-hairedRAT: HE WHAT?? I THOUGHT CORA LIKE, MOVED AWAY??
Hawksy: it was in the news dumbass.
LordBiggy: oh sh*t yeah, I remember that.
LordBiggy: yeah that bitch crazy
Hawksy: no sh*t, is all that clown makeup damaging your brain or something? Because your awfully stupid whenever it's on.
LordBiggy: I HATE YOU
Hawksy: get in line 😐
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Strawhats? More like withoutdads
MeatMuncher: so...you know Coby right
MoneyMonster: what did you do
BonesMagee: didn't even wait a second
1000%accuracy: it's scary how fast Nami can be ☠️
1000%accuracy:.... But what'd you do ☺️
MeatMuncher: I may have introduced him to Sabo, and then to ace, through the phone bc hes stilk in jail, and he may/may not be my bf 🥺
MoneyMonster:.....
sh*tcook: ITS BEEN LIKE THREE WEEKS??
Stinky: your jus mad bc he got someone before you did
sh*tcook: MEN KISSER
1000%accuracy: SANJI THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE, DONT EVEN.
MoneyMonster: LMAOOOO
DaBestDoctorEVER!: I'm so happy for you Luffy!!! That's great
MeatMuncher: 😋
sh*tcook: also, ACE IS STILL IN JAIL??
sh*tcook: what did he do
MeatMuncher: uhh bad to least bad or least bad to bad?
MoneyMonster: naahhh bros never getting out
Stinky: damn what'd he do ☠️
sh*tcook: bad to least bad?
MeatMuncher: Chase someone down for literal months, aka StAlKiNg, arson x3, mass destruction, destruction of Private property and public, public disturbance/disturbing the peace, dining and dashing x23, theft, armed theft, harassment and one case of public indecency :3
MoneyMonster: ☠️
Stinky: he's literally never getting out
1000%accuracy: bro he ate and ran 23 times 😭
BonesMagee: the chasing someone down for months???
DaBestDoctorEVER!: public indecency 😨
MeatMuncher: oh sh*t I forgor the DUI
Stinky: ☠️
SUPPEERRMAN: ☠️
DaBestDoctorEVER!: ☠️
sh*tcook: I love him but damn ☠️
1000%accuracy: holy sh*t Sanji admitted he is in love ☠️
MoneyMonster: good for him!! Jesus Luffy wtf is wrong w/your brother ☠️
TheBestArchaeologist: rookie.
Pinky: 😨??
Stinky: who are you??
MoneyMonster: NEW PERSON??
1000%accuracy: OH MY GOD HI
sh*tcook: hi!!
DaBestDoctorEVER!: hii
SUPPEERRMAN: HELLO
BonesMagee: hi!
TheBestArchaeologist: hello :)
MoneyMonster: dam zoro didn't even say hi 😭
Pinky: hi, my names Coby, I use any pronouns.
Stinky: I would like to apologize for my actions Coby, you seem like a wonderful little creature and I would love to get to know you more 🙏
MoneyMonster: CREATIRE???
sh*tcook: ZORO.
SUPPEERRMAN: LMAOOO
DaBestDoctorEVER!: PLEASE DONT CALL PEOPLE CREATURES ZORO
Pinky: it's fine! I thought it was kinda funny :)
MoneyMonster: god your so cute
MoneyMonster: sorry that's weird, I meant your so polite and its weird in a good way
Stinky: Nami being nice, challenge impossible level 800000
BonesMagee: Zoro she gonna get you 😭
Pinky: HUH?? PLEASE DONT 'GET' HIM
MoneyMonster: NONONONO ITS OKAY IM NOT GONNA KILL HIM, just increase his debt :3
Stinky: WITCH.
sh*tcook: 😧😡
Stinky: Nami, I totally didn't mean what I said 🥺
MoneyMonster: I believe you 🥺
DaBestDoctorEVER!: ☠️
BonesMagee: ☠️
Pinky: is it alright, can I know everyone's names, pronouns? (if you want)
TheBestArchaeologist: Robin, she/her, nice to meet you.
BonesMagee: Brook, he/they
1000%accuracy: Usopp, he/she/they/it, it changes sometimes, I have pins to ket you know which pronouns are the one to use :)
Stinky: Zoro, he/him
sh*tcook: puss*, My name is Sanji, he/they/she
SUPPEERRMAN: FRANKY, HE/HIM/IT
DaBestDoctorEVER!: Chopper, he/him :3
Pinky: thank you!
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LFN
ThePinkster: I have a question
MoneyMonster: yeah?
ThePinkster: well, I was reading back and I saw the thing about Garp kinda throwing Luffy into forests and I wanted some advice.
MoneyMonster: of course, what's up?
ThePinkster: I kinda work for his grandpa, I wanted to know if I should stop working for him because I don't really want to work with someone who's hurt someone I love, yk?
MoneyMonster: I understand where you're coming from believe me ☠️ but it's up to you, I think you should ask luffy though. I don't think he'll want you giving up a stable job because something that happened years ago, if you still want to stop working for him that's completely fine. I'd just talk w/ Luffy first yk? Like 'is it okay that I'm working with you grandpa?' something like that or whatever.
ThePinkster: thank you so much Nami! This was very helpful ♥️
MoneyMonster: ♥️
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MeatMuncher: I think I might've acquired a new dad
sh*tcook: what
SUPPEERRMAN: YOU HAVE TWO. STOP
MeatMuncher: ITS NOT MY FAULT SHANKS LIKES MEN
MoneyMonster: WWHHAAT
MoneyMonster: FULL STOP, HES GAY??
MeatMuncher: a twink, if you will /p>
1000%accuracy: twink is crazy 😭
MeatMuncher: not wrong tho, bc he's dated Buggy, they got divorced, but got back together again, got divorced for a final time but are still in love, he dated and married Mihawk like twice, got divorced both times and are still currently divorced
Stinky: MIAHWK???
sh*tcook: ☠️
1000%accuracy: HE DATED BUGGY???
DaBestDoctorEVER!: why do you know this ???
MoneyMonster: yeah...where did you get this information??
MeatMuncher: Buggy told me when he say my hat and started ranting about Shanks
BonesMagee: wait why did you say you might get a new dad??
MeatMuncher: uhh jus a rumour I heard but Mihawk and Shanks might get together again 🤯
Stinky:......
sh*tcook: LMAOOO
MoneyMonster: nahhh Zoro's done for ☠️
BonesMagee: why is he done for??
TheBestArchaeologist: Mihawk, is also a war criminal of sorts and is his sort of adoptive/surrogate father
BonesMagee: oooohhhh
MoneyMonster: ☠️
1000%accuracy: ☠️
Pinky: why tf does Luffy know so many criminals, I'm actually kinda concerned 😭
MeatMuncher: dw, it all started w/my dad and then my other dad, and then my uncle, and then my other uncle, and then my other f*cking uncle. Makino has never done any wrong so she's free from the list 🙏 Dadan, not so much
SUPPEERRMAN: THIS IS UNFAIR
DaBestDoctorEVER!: why do you have so many damn uncles???
1000%accuracy: bitch knows my father more than I do
MoneyMonster: HUH??
sh*tcook: he what
MeatMuncher: literally all he did was talk abt you, drink and shoot sh*t
1000%accuracy: yeahhh sounds like him
MeatMuncher: don't even worry he's not on the list
BonesMagee: who is 😭⁉️
MeatMuncher: Dragon, Shanks, Benn, Lucky, Buggy, Crocodile would have been there too but I dont rlly know him like that
MoneyMonster: what
Stinky: I didn't even know that
sh*tcook: dam ☠️
1000%accuracy: why is crocodile almost on the list 😭
MeatMuncher: ☺️
DaBestDoctorEVER!: LUFFY.
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Warlords? More like do your jobs please
Hawksy: lmao just killed a bunch of rookies
Red-hairedRAT: MIHAWK. MY GOD STOP.
DoFatbitch: Let him cook 🗣️‼️
Croccy: SHUT UP YOUR UGLY JAILED ASS UP
DoFatbitch: love you too 🥺
LordBiggy: wtf is wrong w/y'all
Croccy: y'all???
Hawksy: country bumkin sounding ass
Hawksy: HoWdY sounding ass
LordBiggy:....I HOPE YOU ALL GET TORTURED AND DIE A PAINFUL DEATH
Croccy: babies first insult
DoFatbitch: stfu circus freak
Hawksy: nah his ass is jealous
Red-hairedRAT: what tf is happening rn 😭⁉️
LordBiggy: none of your business red haired skan*
Red-hairedRAT: 😨
Hawksy: deserved
Teach: LMAOOO
DoFatbitch: HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
Croccy: loser? What are you 12??
LordBiggy: nahh hes gonna say that's you are what am I next
BoaThehissyBitch: ☠️
Teach: ☠️
Red-hairedRAT: shut your bitch ass up tech
Teach: YOU RED f*ck
Jimbe: wishing you would all shut up rn
BoaThehissyBitch: hate agreeing with a degenerate but ngl me too
Hawksy: oh I'm coming over by the way Red-hair
Red-hairedRAT: huh
Red-hairedRAT: why don't you ever inform me before you leave 😭
Hawksy: I just did
DoFatbitch: have your lovers qural somewhere else 😡
LordBiggy: bros jealous of what they have
BoaThehissyBitch: so are you
Croccy: she got you there
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Strawhats? More like withoutdads
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